In the United States, there are numerous days dedicated to commemorating various cultures, traditions, and ways of life. One such celebration that is truly unique is American Redneck Day. This observance offers an opportunity to honor and embrace the rural, blue-collar culture that is deeply ingrained in certain parts of the country.
American Redneck Day, observed on July 3rd, is a light-hearted and humorous tribute to the stereotypical redneck culture. While the term “redneck” originally referred to individuals who worked outdoors, typically in agriculture or forestry, it has since become a term associated with a distinct subculture in the United States. It often encompasses individuals with a strong sense of pride in their rural roots, a love for country living, and an affinity for activities such as hunting, fishing, or off-roading.
One of the main aspects of American Redneck Day is the celebration of redneck humor and stereotypes. It is a time when people can let loose, embrace their quirks, and engage in activities that are often associated with the redneck culture. So, without further ado, here are 10 ways you can honor American Redneck Day.
10 Ways to Celebrate American Redneck Day
1. Work on Your Farmers’ Tan
It’s simple, keep your favorite NASCAR tee shirt on while you bake yourself in the sun.
2. Put a Lift Kit on Your Truck
Whether you’re taking it mudding or you’re a “pavement princess”, no redneck’s truck is complete without a few extra inches in height.
3. Buy a Gun
A redneck without a gun is…well, not a redneck!
4. Watch ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour’
“In jest, there is truth,” and Jeff Foxworthy and his pals dish out some pretty relatable commentary.
5. Go Varmint Hunting
Since deer season is still a way off, there’s always the option to do a little pest control in the form of “taking care” of critters like prairie dogs. A nice gal from Western Nebraska once told me to enlist the use of a dog whistle to get those furry little twerps to pop out of their holes. From there, you let your .22 work its magic.
6. Learn How to Flip a Cigarette
It’s a great party trick. Ask my Grandmother.
7. Go Noodling for Catfish
Nothing is more redneck than jumping into dark river water, sticking your hand into holes, and letting a giant-ass catfish latch onto your arm like a Venus Flytrap with fins.
8. Take a Common Household Object and Spraypaint It Camo
A great way to show you appreciate redneckery without saying so would be to coat an object with a few cans of green, brown, and tan Rust-Oleum. Kitchen table? Toilet seat? Your baby’s bottle? The sky’s the limit!
9. Practice Adding “Bless your/his/her heart” After Every Insult
“She’s as homely as a mud fence, bless her heart,” doesn’t sound as mean as, “Boy howdy, is she ugly!”
10. Put Something Sweet in a Deep Fryer
Have you ever had deep-fried Oreos? Holy heck, if you haven’t, you’re missing out on the best way to get Type II diabetes.
Whether you’re a self-proclaimed redneck or just someone looking to enjoy a day of laughter and festivities, American Redneck Day offers an opportunity to celebrate, connect, and have a good time in true redneck fashion.
