Stay Indoors, A**holes! A Coronavirus Report From Midtown NYC
Here's my current situation as it relates to the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak in NYC: I've been in a self-imposed quarantine ...
Here's my current situation as it relates to the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak in NYC: I've been in a self-imposed quarantine ...
It figures that the first thing to go in a SHTF situation is the toilet paper. With COVID-19 snaking its ...
Before Americans morphed into unstable, irrational toilet paper hoarders looking like extras in Grey’s Anatomy and wondering when martial law ...
The recent global coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic brought with it droves of believers that the zombie apocalypse finally arrived. It hasn't. ...
In light of recent events—specifically the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak—we all as a nation need to take a hard look at ...
In the wake of the "Great Shelf Clearing of 2020" thanks to COVID-19 concerns, hand sanitizer turned into liquid gold, ...
Eat your pet dog? You couldn't, right? But you’re sick and you’re hungry. It’s been 60 days since the 14th ...
Practicing social distancing on spring break? Spring breakers since the 1960s have made bad decisions over their coveted and well ...
In the midst of the biggest pandemic in recent memory, along with NOT panicking (stop buying toilet paper), staying informed ...
Conspiracy theories are NOT FACTS and the article below is meant to be satire. Question everything and make sure to ...