Eat your pet dog? You couldn’t, right? But you’re sick and you’re hungry. It’s been 60 days since the 14th coronavirus strain wiped out half the population because millennials couldn’t socially distance themselves. That pandemic exercise Event 201 was right. Now you’ve gone through all of your supplies. You’ve been
Practicing social distancing on spring break? Spring breakers since the 1960s have made bad decisions over their coveted and well deserved two-week college break. It’s basically become a rite of passage to party and get stupid on some popular Florida beach and it’s fair to say that nothing is going
Conspiracy theories are NOT FACTS and the article below is meant to be satire. Question everything and make sure to follow REAL world updates in the coming weeks on our sister sites BallisticMag.com and RealWorldSurvivor.com. Stay safe, stay healthy and try to keep a sense of humor in these uncertain times. Put on
Set beneath the towering red rock of Utah’s Capitol Reef, the scenic backdrop for my interview with actor Ryan Phillippe looks like something out of an old Hollywood western. Complete with its own herd of bison and log cabin-style lodge, the property sits where the rugged cliff bottoms intersect with
Look, we all make mistakes. I mean, who knew that prostitute you paid for would end up being a cop dressed in drag? These things happen! But there is no excuse for getting soft and weak while doing a quick stint in the pokey. So, I’m giving you a prison
To quote the eloquent “Joliet” Jake Blues from the 1980s classic “Blues Brothers,” “That Night Train’s a mean wine.” You can snub your nose all you want, at a bum wine, but we have all drunk the fermented Kool-Aid at least once in our lives. These liquid staples of urban
“I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never, ever let you forget you’re a man — ’cuz I’m a woman!” — Enjoli Perfume commercial. If you have the entire Enjoli jingle now running through your head, then you were around
“Don’t you know that you’re toxic?” Yep, I just quoted Britney Spears. Suck it. Anyway, the term “toxic masculinity” has recently grown in popularity. Toxic masculinity’s definition is an “adherence to traditional male gender roles that restrict the kinds of emotions allowable for boys and men to express, including social
USA Masters Surf Team member Rick Takahashi holds 10 national titles and is well respected among SoCal locals. On a beautiful day you can find him aggressively carving waves or mentoring young surfers. Rick is a man of God who wholeheartedly supports the Second Amendment. A love of God and guns
